“Ha Ha Ha”: Laughter is the Best Medicine

The broilers and eggs of a poultry breeder were the best in the market. A man complimented him and asked: ‘ What do you feed your birds to get such excellent products?’

‘ The very best food: almonds, pistachios and pure ghee missed in the children feed’ answered the proud breeder.

‘How interesting!’ replied the other. ‘I am from the income tax department. I’d like to know where you got all the money to buy such as expensive diet.’

Thereafter the breeder was on guard. When the next visitor complimented him on his produced and asked, ‘ What do you give your birds to eat?’

He replied ‘ Nothing, nothing at all. I starve them.’

‘That calls for action’ replied the visitor.’ ‘I am from the Society for the Prevention of Cruelty to Animals. I charge you with the offence of starving chickens.’

When a third visitor came and made similar inquires, the breeder was more cautious in his reply. ‘ I give them fifty paisa each everyday and let them buy what they like to eat’ he said.

HaHaHa. :) :)

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The door is wide and open, don’t go back to sleep.

Moving On Quotes 0173-175 (Spiritual Quotes) (4)

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When ego is lost, limit is lost. You become infinite, kind, beautiful.


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The size of your world is inversely proportional to the size of your ego.


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I love my home and I will do everything I can to save it.

Once there was a forest and in that forest there was a tree and in this tree
lived a little bird. The little bird loved her home. She loved the leaves, the
branches, the tree and the entire forest. It was her home.
One day the little bird smelt something strange. She flew up, high over the
canopy and saw in the distance a fire, a great snake of flames and smoke
coming towards her. She called down to her friends, “It’s a fire, we must do
something,” but all her friends fled. “Run away with us,” they called,
“otherwise you will die.”
But the little bird loved her home and would not leave it to be destroyed. She
flew down to a stream by the tree in which she lived and dipped her wings
into the water. She then returned to the sky and when she was over the fire,
tipped her wings to release the droplets of water. The water hissed and fizzed
away in the flames in an instant. She flew back to the stream and again wetted
her wings before returning to the fire. She did this time and time again with
the fire getting closer and closer to her tree.
Up in the heavens, the gods looked down and laughed at the futility of the
bird’s quest to save her home. But one god, the Eagle God, did not laugh.
Filled with admiration, he swooped down from heaven and joined the little
bird as she flew between stream and fire. “Listen, little bird,” said the Eagle
God, “You must fly away. Your attempts to put out the fire won’t work and
you will die.”
“I don’t care if I die,” cried the bird. “I love my home and I will do everything I
can to save it.” The Eagle God was so filled with compassion that large tears
began to drip from his eyes. They hissed and fizzled in the fire but these were
big tears and soon there was stream of them, then a river and at last the fire
was stifled. The Eagle God returned to heaven and the little bird to her tree.
And by spring, new shoots of life were peeping up through the carpet of ash
on the forest floor.
This mother earth is our home.
Our planet which has given us an opportunity to live this luxurious life is in danger today. Cumulative efforts are required to bring the change.

Never forget 3 R’s: Reuse, Reduce, Recycle!!

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“Ha Ha Ha”: Laughter is the Best Medicine

A blonde and a lawyer are seated next to each other on a flight from LA to NY.
The lawyer asks if she would like to play a fun game?
The blonde, tired, just wants to take a nap, politely declines and rolls over to the window to catch a few winks.
The lawyer persists and explains that the game is easy and a lot of fun.
He explains, “I ask you a question, and if you don’t know the answer, you pay me $5.00, and vice versa.”
Again, she declines and tries to get some sleep.
The lawyer, now agitated, says, “Okay, if you don’t know the answer you pay me $5.00, and if I don’t know the answer, I will pay you $500.00.”
This catches the blonde’s attention and, figuring there will be no end to this torment unless she plays, agrees to the game.
The lawyer asks the first question.
“What’s the distance from the earth to the moon?”
The blonde doesn’t say a word, reaches into her purse, pulls out a $5.00 bill and hands it to the lawyer.
“Okay” says the lawyer, “your turn.”
She asks the lawyer, “What goes up a hill with three legs and comes down with four legs?”
The lawyer, puzzled, takes out his laptop computer and searches all his references, no answer. He taps into the air phone with his modem and searches the net and the library of congress, no answer.
Frustrated, he sends e-mails to all his friends and coworkers, to no avail. After an hour, he wakes the blonde, and hands her $500.00.
The blonde says, “Thank you,” and turns back to get some more sleep. The lawyer, who is more than a little miffed, wakes the blonde and asks, “Well, what’s the answer?”
Without a word, the blonde reaches into her purse, hands the lawyer $5.00, and goes back to sleep.
And you thought blondes were dumb.
HAHAHA :) :)

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If you don’t like something, change it. If you can’t change it, change your attitude.


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