The broilers and eggs of a poultry breeder were the best in the market. A man complimented him and asked: ‘ What do you feed your birds to get such excellent products?’
‘ The very best food: almonds, pistachios and pure ghee missed in the children feed’ answered the proud breeder.
‘How interesting!’ replied the other. ‘I am from the income tax department. I’d like to know where you got all the money to buy such as expensive diet.’
Thereafter the breeder was on guard. When the next visitor complimented him on his produced and asked, ‘ What do you give your birds to eat?’
He replied ‘ Nothing, nothing at all. I starve them.’
‘That calls for action’ replied the visitor.’ ‘I am from the Society for the Prevention of Cruelty to Animals. I charge you with the offence of starving chickens.’
When a third visitor came and made similar inquires, the breeder was more cautious in his reply. ‘ I give them fifty paisa each everyday and let them buy what they like to eat’ he said.
HaHaHa. :) :)
A blonde and a lawyer are seated next to each other on a flight from LA to NY.
The lawyer asks if she would like to play a fun game?
The blonde, tired, just wants to take a nap, politely declines and rolls over to the window to catch a few winks.
The lawyer persists and explains that the game is easy and a lot of fun.
He explains, “I ask you a question, and if you don’t know the answer, you pay me $5.00, and vice versa.”
Again, she declines and tries to get some sleep.
The lawyer, now agitated, says, “Okay, if you don’t know the answer you pay me $5.00, and if I don’t know the answer, I will pay you $500.00.”
This catches the blonde’s attention and, figuring there will be no end to this torment unless she plays, agrees to the game.
The lawyer asks the first question.
“What’s the distance from the earth to the moon?”
The blonde doesn’t say a word, reaches into her purse, pulls out a $5.00 bill and hands it to the lawyer.
“Okay” says the lawyer, “your turn.”
She asks the lawyer, “What goes up a hill with three legs and comes down with four legs?”
The lawyer, puzzled, takes out his laptop computer and searches all his references, no answer. He taps into the air phone with his modem and searches the net and the library of congress, no answer.
Frustrated, he sends e-mails to all his friends and coworkers, to no avail. After an hour, he wakes the blonde, and hands her $500.00.
The blonde says, “Thank you,” and turns back to get some more sleep. The lawyer, who is more than a little miffed, wakes the blonde and asks, “Well, what’s the answer?”
Without a word, the blonde reaches into her purse, hands the lawyer $5.00, and goes back to sleep.
And you thought blondes were dumb.
HAHAHA :) :)